RubySoho
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MY 59TH POST!!!
June 18th 2008 13:31
Can you tell I'm excited?!?!?!
Just this morning I was admiring my own Orble profile page and I got to noticing that I had written 58 posts!!! Wow!!! That deserves at least three more exclamation marks!!!
So that got me thinking, if I have already written 58 posts…that must make this, the post I am now writing and you are now reading MY 59th POST!!! That’s a very special number because it’s one less than 60, but more importantly, it’s one more than 58. Holy, moly, aren’t I clever? Don’t I just deserve your eternal adulation?
Of course, everyone knows that what you write in your blog is nowhere near as important as how often you write it, so don’t congratulate me on my intelligence or wit or anything as unimportant as that. Just give me all your karma points despite the fact I have just wasted five minutes of your life by talking about inane rubbish.
Hey, if I write another 1 billion posts, I’ll be as good at blogging as McDonald’s is at serving sub-par hamburgers.
QUANTITY NOT QUALITY!!!!!!
And more exclamation marks than you can poke an inverted comma at!!!!!!
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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i throw them around like easter eggs . . . spread the love!
as Colbert would say "they criticise what you say but they never give you credit for how LOUD you say it . . . or how LONG you say it" hahaha
i think owls are a waste of time lol
bears are giant marauding godless killing machines LOL
sorry, im obsessed with the oreilly factor youtubes lately
Comment by RubySoho
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Can we just feed your show into my ear??? hahaha.
How awesome was Colbert?
I capture them in the headlights of my justice.
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the headlights of my justice!
classic!
i think people like commenting on milestones as its an easy comments, not much thought just a "well done" to maintain your karma . . . i noticed alot of people really like my "three more cents" post where i approached $10 on adsense . . . sometimes its good to post a milestone so all the shy people say hello!
or to indulge your own vanity . . .
or to mock the system within which you operate! haha
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Your name...is it french? ARE YOU FRENCH!!!!??????[/I]
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"and by we i mean me"
"i want to bring your meassage of love and peace to a younger audience - people in their 50s and 60s"
HAHAHAHAHA
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i wish we had the colbert show here in australia
actually one of our comedy skit shows used to do a greadt parody of kerry obrian on lateline pushing his chin dimple in with a pen haha
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Colbert rocks hey?
It's the New York Times Bill! They hate George Bush, of course they're going to hate you! They're haters Bill
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no fair jeff gets to watch colbert!
although i guess he has to endure bill too
actually i think theyre equally funny
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That is quite possibly one of the funniest lines I have ever heard.
How on earth he keeps that straight face I do not know.
Of course, my favourite Colbert quote has to be "reality has a liberal bias"
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I just thought it was funny because it was so apt. Waiting for god to heal you or waiting for gold to heal you, at the end of the day it amounts to pretty much the same thing.
Actually my favourite typo was when SL said to me:
"As usual Ruby, you are making so sense whatsover"
Oh I was giggling over that one for days...weeks...actually it still cracks me up. She took it well when I threw it back at her. It was one of those rare occasions when I actually almost lilked her.
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My wife and I are huge fans of Stewart and Colbert, and we have our DVR set to record the shows every night. It's really a shame that you don't get them in Oz, as they are always funny and frequently hilarious (as well as being much more relevant than parody shows have any right to be!)
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Everybody, Winston's back!
yeah 59 posts, man i never thought i could make it this far....