RubySoho
Winston
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November 24th 2008 12:53
A funny and slightly disturbing story in WA Today
But that's not even the funny part. What really cracked me up was this:
A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
Oh Lordy, I absolutely do NOT want to know what he was planning on doing with that Jack Russell terrier.
I also can't help thinking that the writer, one Stephen Ryan, deliberately constructed that sentence thus in order to put that thought into my head.
Man caught with penis in pasta jar ... near Nobbys Beach
A man caught near Nobbys Beach with his penis in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20 kmh car chase, Newcastle Local Court heard yesterday.
Police drew their weapons when they suspected Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was armed.
Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.
Weatherley, of Promontory Way, North Arm Cove, attracted attention parked in a no-stopping zone before noon on October 26.
Police believed Weatherley was doing something with his hands in his lap and thought that he might have a weapon.
Weatherley saw the police and drove away, despite them flashing their lights.
The chase lasted five to 10 minutes, with a top speed of just 20 kmh, before Weatherley was stopped at Centenary Drive, Newcastle. He refused to leave the car.
Four officers used batons and capsicum spray to remove him.
They found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".
A man caught near Nobbys Beach with his penis in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20 kmh car chase, Newcastle Local Court heard yesterday.
Police drew their weapons when they suspected Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was armed.
Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.
Weatherley, of Promontory Way, North Arm Cove, attracted attention parked in a no-stopping zone before noon on October 26.
Police believed Weatherley was doing something with his hands in his lap and thought that he might have a weapon.
Weatherley saw the police and drove away, despite them flashing their lights.
The chase lasted five to 10 minutes, with a top speed of just 20 kmh, before Weatherley was stopped at Centenary Drive, Newcastle. He refused to leave the car.
Four officers used batons and capsicum spray to remove him.
They found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".
But that's not even the funny part. What really cracked me up was this:
A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
Oh Lordy, I absolutely do NOT want to know what he was planning on doing with that Jack Russell terrier.
I also can't help thinking that the writer, one Stephen Ryan, deliberately constructed that sentence thus in order to put that thought into my head.
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Comment by alt_ed
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P.s. you know this was NSW not WA right? (please don't open a 'jar' of kick ass on me for disagreeing)
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Oh I actually meant that I read about it in WA Today.
Hi Morgan, I should have known that Norm was one step ahead. I'm ducking off to read his take...
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Hmm..., Ruby. Do you know what is the intention the guy put the p**is in the jar?
Comment by Norm
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Oh, and a Jack Russell. That's just terrible.
As for your other cohorts.
Comment by Morgan Bell
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im a lapdog . . .
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Comment by Mountain Fog
jar sex... and ewww, he kept 'pleasuring himself' as the cops tried to get him, with batons and mace!!!
This guy belongs in that travelling freak show, you know, the one that has the guy with the huge schlong, and he attaches two irons to it and swings it between his legs! OUCH!
And before anyone complains, it was all on television, on Hey Hey It's Saturday, some years ago! So there, you puritanical types!
cheers
fog
Comment by Dianna G
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And man... that poor Jack Russell.
~Dianna
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Ahmed, darlin'--you are so begging for a snappy answer with that last comment. GRrgmfmmmff...okay, I'm restraining myself......
Comment by Anonymous
yeah ahmud, like up yur own arse!!!
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Comment by Mrs M
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I read this story too. I can't remember the headline but I just knew that this story was going to be ridiculous....but I couldn't help but click on the link and read the story.
I think the top speed of 20km got me.
Love & stuff
Mrs M
Comment by Postmodern Critic
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I don't at all like your attempts to insult, embarrass or even humiliate an Orble user who deserves to be treated with the same respect as everybody else.
I hope you are having success dealing with your own insecurities, and are spending less time hating on other people now.
Ahmed, I'm sorry if anything I've said has had any unpleasant effects. I think your name is nice, it reminds me of humming. You know I actually love you very much, just like everyone else, right? I'm sure we will continue to respect each other despite those pronounced differences. Don't change a thing, lol.
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