In a shocking move that is sure to increase the likelihood of a terror attack on American soil, president George W Bush has recklessly signed a bill removing Nelson Mandela and South African leaders from the US terror watch list.

The move has angered Fox 'News' (nudge, nudge, wink, wink), poster boy and World’s Most Rational Person, Bill O’Reilly who claims that George Bush is endangering the lives of Americans by going against the wishes of the 1960s apartheid era South African leaders who listed Mandela’s African National Congress (ANC) as a terrorist organization.

“I used to really like Bush" O'Reilly lamented. "When he stuck to killing Muslims and saving the lives of fertilised eggs. I just don't know what's gotten into him here, it's like he's actually thinking or something. Well I won't stand for it. What people need to understand is that what George Bush and the New York Times are trying to do is undermine the white male Christian power structure of which I am a part." When reminded by a left wing lunatic that George Bush is in fact a white Christian male, O’Reilly reasonably replied “But he has a black, black heart”.

“The leaders of South Africa were white Christians males”, he continued. “Hence they automatically could do no wrong. If they said Mandela was a terrorist, then he was a terrorist. I blame the New York Times. I blame the New York Times for everything.

“Next thing you know Bush will be allowing gay marriage and claiming that fertilised eggs are not fully fledged people who deserve all the rights and freedoms that other white Christian males enjoy".

Now watch this:

All I can say is, wow. Just, wow.

And McCain just nods in agreement. Straight talk express my tooshy.

-Ruby

disclaimer: fictional characters, coincidental resemblance, yada, yada, yada.

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Comment by Winston

July 2nd 2008 13:56

Small Thoughts on Big Questions

Unfortunately I can't see the video at present, but just knowing that it's O'Reilly allows me to pretty much imagine it for myself. I'll be sure to check it out later to fill in the gaps in my imagination.

I didn't know that Mandela was still ON the watch list!

Comment by Triple B

July 2nd 2008 14:03

SPL Focus
Black Books

Lol, excellent. On a serious note though, it's frightening that this man is even being considered as President! Has nothing been learned from the mistakes of George Dubya at all? It's sad that a country can be run by someone like this... The only direct comparison I can come up with is the BNP taking power in Britain, an idea which is beyond ludicrous...

Comment by Norm

July 3rd 2008 01:22

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Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power

Mandela's the bomb.

Comment by RubySoho

July 3rd 2008 02:12

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Hi Winston, until this bill was signed Mandela wasn't allowed into the US except to go to New York's UN headquarters. Hilarious. About the video, just let me say that this remark that's in my post "what the New York Times is trying to do is undermine the white male Christian power structure of which I am a part", well i didn't make that up.

Hi BNP, I agree. i think it is equal parts hilarious and frightening that politicians and view points, which would be considered so extremely right wing that they are unworthy of serious consideration, are actually fairly mainstream in America. I just don't get it.

Norm, good to see him still ticking along isn't it?

Comment by KylieW

July 3rd 2008 06:58

Celebrity Obsession

I don't really have the words..............oh my......

Comment by Morgan Bell

July 4th 2008 06:44

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oh yay you used my favourite video . . . well favourite Bill video for now! there always so many great ones popping up every day to choose from! haha

and you gave this one just the context it needed haha

can we give him a pet name like Bill the Skipper or something that is indicative of his exemplary leadarship skills . . . fabulous role model for the kiddies . . . Worlds Most Rational Person BAHAHAhahaha

i love my Billy boy!

Comment by Jeff Musall

July 5th 2008 05:29

Secular Humanity

Five years ago I rented a room from a guy who would get so mad if I said anything bad about his hero Billo...there are some who think he is the greatest thing on TV, believe it or not!

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