RubySoho
Winston
The All-New Deity Maker v. 1.0!
March 28th 2008 23:01
We're here for fun.
There's been a LOT of discussion lately concerning religion or the lack thereof. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Exchanging ideas is essential to the learning process, it really is. But sometimes, perhaps, tensions get a little frayed and people say things they regret (well, maybe they don't regret them, who knows).
With that in mind, I'll say again that we're here for discussion and fun, not to lynch anyone. It seems that the fun in particular has been lacking. So I thought I might try to reverse that a bit.
In keeping with the religious theme, I have come up with a sure-fired way to determine exactly what type of deity YOU would be. Just follow the steps below, plug your results into the 'Deity Maker' and voilà! You're ready to issue your declaration of Divine Supremacy.
I'll be away for the weekend, no Orble fun for me. But, I'm looking forward to seeing what some of the results are.
READY?
I am [ a) ].....
a) Your first name starts with:
A – C: Benigno
D - F: Malicizog
G - I : Elmo
J - L: Fartimer
M - O: Steve
P – R: Bunnykins
S – U: Like, call me Moonbeam, man
V - Z: Orbly
.....the [ b) ] god......
b) Middle initial:
A – C: good
D - F: evil
G - I: ticklish
J - L: flatulent
M - O: horny
P – R: fluffy
S – U: far out
V - Z: verbose
.....of [ c) ],
c) Last name starts with:
A – C: Light
D - F: Darkness
G - I: Sesame Street
J - L: Beans
M - O: Frat Boys
P – R: Snuggling
S – U: Good vibes
V - Z: Blogging
......Lord of the [ d) ].
d) Mother’s name starts with:
A – C: Universe
D - F: Flies
G - I: Muppets
J - L: Gassy
M - O: Beer Bong
P – R: Incredibly cute
S – U: Hippies
V - Z: Easily offended.
Behold my power of [ e) ]!
e) Father’s name starts with:
A – C: Love
D - F: Death
G - I: Spelling
J - L: Noxious fumes
M - O: Pounding beer and scoring with sorority chicks
P – R: Being adorable
S – U: Dancing naked in a muddy drum circle
V – Z: Pulling stuff out of my ass
Now, put it all together in the sentence:
I am ____a)____, the ___b)____ god of ____c)____, Lord of
the____d)____. Behold my power of ____e)____!
There you have it. Let your Divine Reign begin!
There's been a LOT of discussion lately concerning religion or the lack thereof. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Exchanging ideas is essential to the learning process, it really is. But sometimes, perhaps, tensions get a little frayed and people say things they regret (well, maybe they don't regret them, who knows).
With that in mind, I'll say again that we're here for discussion and fun, not to lynch anyone. It seems that the fun in particular has been lacking. So I thought I might try to reverse that a bit.
In keeping with the religious theme, I have come up with a sure-fired way to determine exactly what type of deity YOU would be. Just follow the steps below, plug your results into the 'Deity Maker' and voilà! You're ready to issue your declaration of Divine Supremacy.
I'll be away for the weekend, no Orble fun for me. But, I'm looking forward to seeing what some of the results are.
READY?
I am [ a) ].....
a) Your first name starts with:
A – C: Benigno
D - F: Malicizog
G - I : Elmo
J - L: Fartimer
M - O: Steve
P – R: Bunnykins
S – U: Like, call me Moonbeam, man
V - Z: Orbly
.....the [ b) ] god......
b) Middle initial:
A – C: good
D - F: evil
G - I: ticklish
J - L: flatulent
M - O: horny
P – R: fluffy
S – U: far out
V - Z: verbose
.....of [ c) ],
c) Last name starts with:
A – C: Light
D - F: Darkness
G - I: Sesame Street
J - L: Beans
M - O: Frat Boys
P – R: Snuggling
S – U: Good vibes
V - Z: Blogging
......Lord of the [ d) ].
d) Mother’s name starts with:
A – C: Universe
D - F: Flies
G - I: Muppets
J - L: Gassy
M - O: Beer Bong
P – R: Incredibly cute
S – U: Hippies
V - Z: Easily offended.
Behold my power of [ e) ]!
e) Father’s name starts with:
A – C: Love
D - F: Death
G - I: Spelling
J - L: Noxious fumes
M - O: Pounding beer and scoring with sorority chicks
P – R: Being adorable
S – U: Dancing naked in a muddy drum circle
V – Z: Pulling stuff out of my ass
Now, put it all together in the sentence:
I am ____a)____, the ___b)____ god of ____c)____, Lord of
the____d)____. Behold my power of ____e)____!
There you have it. Let your Divine Reign begin!
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Comment by RubySoho
Music Zone
Thought Zone
Comment by dQuarters
the universe. Behold my power of noxious fumes!
Comment by RubySoho
Music Zone
Thought Zone
So therefore:
I am Bunnykins the horny god of Sesame St, Lord of the easily offended. Behold my power of pounding beer and scoring with frat girls!
?????
Who are you calling a lezzo, Winston?!?
Comment by Winston
Small Thoughts on Big Questions
I love your outcome, however! I'm not calling anyone a lezzo. Are you questioning the authority of the Deity Maker??
Comment by Winston
Small Thoughts on Big Questions
Comment by dQuarters
Where's yours Winston?
Comment by Winston
Small Thoughts on Big Questions
'I am Malicizog, the flatulent god of Darkness, Lord of the Flies. Behold my power of noxious fumes!'
Yup, Ruby is still winning.