Where Have All The Great Minds Gone?
October 21st 2008 13:10
Bad news my fellow Orblers. It seems our blogging community is in an intellectual recession. There are only two Great Minds left on Orble and before you ask, no I am not one of them. Apparently all the other Great Minds have gone on to greener pastures. If any of you Great Minds are reading this, (not that you would having long since betrayed the other two Great Minds by finding something else to do with your life), can you please throw Orble's only two remaining Great Minds a line so they can find you and join you? I'm sure they'd really appreciate it and you'd kinda be doing the rest of us a favour too.
Failing that are there any other Great Minds out there who can fill this gaping void in the Orble intellectual spectrum? If so just leave a comment down below. But before you do just allow me to inform you that in order to be a Great Mind you must be:
1. Male
2. Catholic
3. Pro-Life
Everyone else need not apply.
Editorial Comment:
Q: Ruby you are a hateful bigot. What do you have against Great Minds?
A: Their pompous self-importance shits me to tears.
Also if you actually have to tell other people you have a Great Mind...then you probably don't.
Failing that are there any other Great Minds out there who can fill this gaping void in the Orble intellectual spectrum? If so just leave a comment down below. But before you do just allow me to inform you that in order to be a Great Mind you must be:
1. Male
2. Catholic
3. Pro-Life
Everyone else need not apply.
Editorial Comment:
Q: Ruby you are a hateful bigot. What do you have against Great Minds?
A: Their pompous self-importance shits me to tears.
Also if you actually have to tell other people you have a Great Mind...then you probably don't.
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2 2 is 4! WOOOOHOOT!
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Where Have All The Great Minds Gone?
Where Have All The Great Minds Gone?
Where Have All The Great Minds Gone?
This is a big issue for you isn't it? haha
Comment by Morgan Bell
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its really hard to find a "great mind", you have to be dismissive, condescending, say "moot" alot . . .
youve gotta hate women, youve gotta hate Carl Sagan, Nietzsche, and the United Nations . . . and above all youve gotta never EVER admit that you are religious because you are such a bad representative
youve gotta be "the voice of reason" whilst somehow never EVER uttering a reasonable word
like seriously, its mega hard . . . no wonder the two remaining "great minds" lament the past so
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Morgan,
MOOT MOOT MOOT!
oh no hold on, I am neither 1, 2 nor 3. Nope my mind is, at best, Slightly Above Average I'm afraid.
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Can you remember the last time I was wrong or made a mistake? When were you born, again?
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ive been warned that hes infiltrating me from the inside!
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In answer to your question? I'm busy writing.
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Peace. Love. Mung-beans.
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The question was rhetorical.
cheers,
Ruby
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Ford Falcon. Really? Now a Holden Commodore I could understand....
Hi Arnathi,
You know I always thought that if I wrote an insignificant blog that another insignificant blogger did not approve of, I would be really hurt and offended.
How wrong I was.
p.s there are over 5000 blogs on Orble, I'm sure if you keep searching you'll find something more to your liking....or not. perhaps you can leave nasty messages on all of them?
p.p.s most people wait until they have been on Orble for at least a week before they start putting other people down. But you're going for a record. I can dig that.
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Did I break the record? Im genuinely curious.
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In other words, it was a private joke and the bugger about private jokes is they are bound to have very little value to anyone other than to whom they were intended. That's pretty much their whole raison d'etre.
Did you break a record? Who knows? Nonetheless, I am impressed with your eagerness to put people offside so early in the game. Kudo's.
Comment by Arnathi
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I never said you werent loveable. I never alluded to your lovability at all. Have you got something to prove?
You say if an insignificant blogger comments on an insignificant blog it wont bother you at all....Yet here we are.
I have finally begun to understand eighty percent of Orble content is private jokes. I will be more careful what I click on.
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